Rowlf

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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Braveheart!

Stephen: (Laughs) Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. (Looks at the sky) Alright Father, I'll ask him. If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?

Hamish: Is your father a ghost or do you converse with the Almighty?

Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. Yes, Father. The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the fucking question.

Hamish: Mind your tongue.

Campbell: Insane Irish.

(Stephen presses a dagger to Campbells throat and William's men  counter with swords to his.)

Stephen: Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man.

William: That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer to your question is yes; if you fight for me you get to kill the English.
Stephen: (Putting away his dagger) Excellent. Stephen is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity.

Hamish: Your island? You mean Ireland.

Stephen: Yeah. It's mine.

Hamish: You're a madman.

Stephen: I've come to the right place, then.

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